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On 2009-07-22 14:27:58, Herbert_Gordon wrote this entry.

THREE THINGS TO PONDER

Three Things to Ponder:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we
should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a
building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It
creates a hostile work environment.

To your continued success,

Peace, Love & Gods Blessings.

Herbert Gordon dba DrMillionaire
Consultant, Coach & Mentor
For Home Business Owners
860 386-9022

http://mpm.imttrack.com/t/c/DrMillionaire/mpm3/

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